AI Ai WeiWei
I'd follow the Instagram profile AI Ai WeiWei if one of you created one — all you’d need to do really is to share not-very-good iterations on Ai WeiWei's works.
Like, in Dropping a Han Dynasty Urn it’s not the urn that gets smashed but Ai WeiWei.
Everything in the Middle finger series would have a different number of fingers, and probably none of them exactly five.
I guess the chair thing can stay as-is.